THE FROG PRINCESS

My partner, Kami, improvised some very interesting, quite emotional material for this short mocumentary made for college. The improvisational approach to filming meant that I was able to edit very much as I would a real documentary - there's was a lot of strategic cutting and juggling involved.
I think the tone is just right, and the dramatic flow (the breakdown of Eva's childlike facade) is as good as I could hope to get it given only 6 minutes.

The Frog Princess from Ewart Shindler on Vimeo.

MOCUMENTARY - RESEARCH NOTES

Since ancient times, there has been a belief that frogs, newts, snakes and lizards can live in the human stomach as parasites. These typically caused pain, weakness, and sometimes additional complications, such as increased appetite and thirst, melancholia, and flatulence.

The scientists of that time did not realize that the stomach's digestive juices would quickly destroy the creatures. Throughout the 17th and 18th centuries such stories were common, and most pathological museums contains specimens of vomited amphibians.
Most commonly they were believed to be injected as spawn in dirty water, but some thought the animals could simply crawl into people's mouths while they slept. Other explanations included spontaneous generation, and witches.

Remedies ranged from hanging the sufferer upside-down with a bowl of warm milk placed near their mouth to tempt the creature out, to making them drink horse's urine, or swallow a baited hook.

THE TOAD-VOMITING WOMAN OF GERMANY: in the 1640s, Mrs. Catharina Geisslerin told people that she'd swallowed tadpoles in swamp water, and that frogs were thriving in her intestinal tract. Whenever she drank milk, the frogs would hop about madly. Despite initial skepticism, she convinced physicians after vomiting full-grown frogs (sometimes living) in front of professors and medical consultants.

When the famous Dutch anatomist Thomas Bartholin dissected on of Catharina's frogs, he was shocked to find dozens of black flies in its stomach. How could this be if the frog had grown to maturity in the woman's belly?

When Catharina died in 1662, the medical community were excited about dissecting her body; but to their dismay, no frogs were found.


THEODORUS DODERLEIN was another famous case. The son of a paster, he began by vomiting an assortment of bugs, before progressing to amphibians, and finally random metal objects, including knife blades and nails. In the end - after purgatives and exorcisms had failed - he was apparently cured by a large dose of horse urine.

Why would these individuals swallow creatures only to vomit them in front of crowds? Well, some merely for attention; for others it was a desperate attempt to convince others of a condition they themselves truly believed in. And some found it a clever way to convince people that they needed strong liquor to calm the beasties.


As recently as 1991, a woman believed that she had not only a snake in her stomach, but a small computer, which she could hear beeping, as though the snake were playing on it.

(Source: A Cabinet of Medical Curiosities, Jan Bondeson, 1997)

(Newspaper articles from http://tidingsofyore.blogspot.co.uk/)

GASTRIC-BROODING FROGS: an extinct (since the 1980s) genus of frog from Australia. Following fertilization, the female would swallow her eggs. The jelly surrounding each egg contained a substance called prostaglandin E2 (PGE2), which could turn off production of hydrochloric acid in the stomach. Once hatched, the tadpoles secreted the same substance in mucus from their gills. These mucud excretions do not occur in most other species. During the period that the offspring were in her stomach, the mother would not eat.

(Source - Wikipedia)

FURIOUS FOOTAGE

Scratch Video is a style of film-making which first appeared in Britain, in the 1980s. It involves editing together scraps of found-footage taken from mainstream media, including newscasts, advertising, popular shows, etc. As a form of 'outsider art,' scratch videos are designed to make a statement, and are often politically radical.

I worked alone on this scratch video for college, which was initially meant to put across my misgivings about - how to put this - the way everything has just, sort of, got 'out of hand'. Intensive farming, over-fishing, massive waste, that kind of thing. It is not meant to be in any way discriminatory against large American people - which I used at the beginning of the video to represent mankind's consumption in general. Of course I chose images for their impact; with the intensive farming footage though, I tried to avoid some of the incidental cruelty and mistreatment that goes on, as I thought it could infer a slightly different point than the one I was making.

I couldn't resist using of a clip from a cinematic film (Taxidermia) - probably against the rules.

The music is the theme from Cannibal Holocaust - which is not intended as a statement against eating meat, although I can see how it could be taken that way; I guess this kind of video is inherently open to interpretation, and maybe that's the point.

EXAMPLES OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE

BRAINDEAD (Peter Jackson, 1992)

Peter Jackson's third film - and easily my favourite - was this peerless splatter comedy. The effects were handled by Richard Taylor (who, as founder and head of Weta Workshop, still handles the effects in Jackson's movies); they were realised with typical 'kiwi ingenuity,' and include examples of most traditional in-camera techniques - including forced perspective, which was notably used in shots of the (supposedly) huge 'Mum-monster' in the final. She is placed nearer the camera, on scaled-down sections of the set, to increase her on-screen size. 

The above shot, where the protagonists appear in the foreground, has (I think) been carefully arranged to give the illusion that the monster is further from the camera than she really is.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (Peter Jackson, again. 2001-03)

Forced perspective was one of the in-camera techniques used in the Lord of the Rings series to make the hobbits look small. Above is an example, where the actors are sitting in differently scaled halves of a cart - one positioned nearer to the camera. You can see how important the direction of the actors's gaze is in maintaining the illusion.

For the Lord of the Rings, a more advanced forced-perspective technique was also developed. Forced-perspective exploits the static position of a single lens to create its illusion. Having two eyes is one of the ways we are able to gauge distance (a 3D camera is essentially two cameras - or two lenses, at least - placed side-by-side at a distance equivalent to that of human eyes). So, everything has to line up; if you move the camera to one side or the other, you break the illusion. To allow for moving shots, whilst still maintaining the forced-perspective illusion, the differently scaled sections of the set were built on moving platforms, which could moved precisely according to the movement of the camera.

THE BEAST FROM THE EGG (The Chiodo Brothers. Don't know when)

The Chiodo Brothers are not a big name in the effects industry - probably best known for Killer Klowns from Outer Space (which does use some forced-perspective I think...) But anyway, this is an early production of theirs. Very early. And its interesting because it uses not only forced perspective but also pixilation as a low-tech way for the human stars to interact with their stop-motion-animated, forced-perspectivicated foe.

METZ - FOREST

It was voted 'scariest ad of all time,' and graced our screens, it seemed, mostly late at night. Not a few complaints were received from concerned parents, and so it was deemed 'too scary for television' (whatever that means), and shortly after banned.

Back in 2000, Bacardi's Forest advert took us to a darkly theatrical fairytale world, inhabited by the wonderfully creepy 'Judderman' - who would lure unsuspecting travellers into unspecified danger with his Schnapps-based alcopop drink. Taking his name from the 'judders' which were an effect of drinking Metz, and a focus of the advertising campaign, he was designed to be beguiling, mysterious, and cold - just like the drink.
The intention was to bring an element of danger to the product. (As HHCL & Partners creative Al Young explained, 'If your're over 18 and you have a choice between a safe product and a dangerous one, you'll choose the dangerous one.')

The inspiration for the style came from early cinematic classics like Nosferatu, and the works of Czech animator Jan Svankmajer. An adapted hand-cranked camera was used, to replicate the variable shutter speeds of early cinema; dissolve effects were achieved by taking double exposures.
It was shot in Budapest, on a gorgeous icy set that had been created for a recent film. The Judderman himself was played by a 6ft-5 ballet dancer, lending him the eerie, elfin movement they wanted. Traditional puppetry and animation add some nice touches, and the whole is completed by a voice-over by Polish-Czech actress Alicia Suszka Fielder.

Metz has has been discontinued, so perhaps as one review suggested, this was a case of the advert overshadowing the product. Which I guess would raise the question, can an advert be too good?

IN THE FIRST PERSON

Filming in the first person - or 'point of view' (POV) filming - is one of the foundations of editing taken in its broadest sense. Many, many shots in a film are showing us events (or details) from the perspective of one or more of the characters. In this project, however, we were practicing more what I suppose you could call 'inherently point-of-view filming: shots which, even without the context of the editing, are obviously showing us the viewpoint of a particular character. The kind of shots which are used most often in horror/slasher/thriller movies.

Stanley Kubrick gettin' some tasty POV



The POV shot can create a very intimate style (often uncomfortably so), and is obviously quite immersive for the viewer - placing him/her in the thick of the action. But its popularity in genera movies lies in the fact that its a very simple way of showing viewers the action whilst concealing 'something' - a character whose identity we wish to remain hidden; a monster whose exciting and original appearance we're saving for the final (or more often, whose underwhelming and ropey appearance does not bare extensive screen time), etc, etc.

For this college experiment I and my group chose the horror/slasher genera (of course). We found a great location in the glass-tunnel overpasses on Union Street (Plymouth). I gave the 'killer' yellow washing-up gloves (a rather cleaver joke-reference to Giallo) and made sure the last shots of my character being strangled were sufficiently lurid. The 'tongue-out' thing was pinched from Polanski (who I think pinched it from Hitchcock) - for me its grotesque and darkly comic. The idea of the killer painting a number '9' in ketchup didn't quite come off, but I added a lovely retro red tint to the final shots which I feel successfully distract from this point.

I  added scratches to the film and a soundtrack composed of many, many fragments (we didn't record use-able sound on location); it was designed to sound like a low-budget, 70s horror.

Filming in first-person is a great way to skimp on things like costuming, choreographing, actor presence, special effects (if it were a monster movie), etc...

https://vimeo.com/80136346

3 SCENES

 

 

ZOMBIE FLESH-EATERS - 'EYE-POPPING SCENE'

 

Lucio Fulci is a great director of explicit gore films, characterised by little in the way of coherent plot and - perhaps merely as a result of this - a nicely surreal vibe. His films are what I would call 'elevated trash.'

 

Zombie Flesh-Eaters (aka Zombi 2) is my favourite, for its atmospheric setting, memorably haunting score and numerous visually and conceptually striking scenes.

This one I've chosen is Fulci at his best.

 

An attractive woman is taking a shower - he has our attention. She is not so alone as she thinks.

We follow her in a single medium-long shot - no cut-aways, no close-ups - as she is alerted to impending danger by way of exaggerated and rather ambiguous sounds from outside. Or so we assume. But when she retreats to another room and goes to shut the door, it is stopped. The intruder, it now seems, was inside all the time...

We focus, quite brilliantly, on the growing band of light cast on the wall as the door inches open, despite her efforts to close it. 

The entire scene is shot in a simple, pared-down style, far more effective to my mind than the over-wrought style of most modern horror. By this point we're closer to the action and there are more cuts - but still comparatively few separate shots; the lighting is plain, natural in effect; music consists of little more than a few screeching notes, and the soundtrack is instead dominated by the loud and stylised sound effects - the groaning and creaking of the door as the woman fights to close it; the juicy crunching of rotting knuckles; the splitting and splintering of wood...
 

And what follows is one of Fulci's trademarks - a scene of alternating point-of-view shots, and an endlessly-approaching pointy thing - structured and drawn out in such a way as not only to create tension, but also to give us hope. Hope that the Woman will escape her situation at the last moment.

But instead, we're subjected to a pornographically close-up view of her decidedly not escaping. And to her animal-like screams.

 

 

An assault on the eye - both of subject and viewer.

 

 

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BAD TASTE - 'DEREK'S FALL'

 

I chose this scene because its an interestingly complex one to have filmed - in this case, literally, with a single camera.

 

 

Peter Jackson's first film was a shoestring splatter-comedy made with a group of friends over four years of weekends. Jackson was director, special-effects technician, camera-operator, and actor. And in this scene he plays both roles - Derek (with false buck-teeth - made by Jackson - and automatic weapon - made by Jackson) and Robert, a retarded alien (with beard - grown by Jackson.)

 

 

Carefully edited together from shots taken months apart, he is able to fight himself - and both wins, and loses.

Filming on a cliff - which apparently never looked as dangerous on film as it did in real life - they employed home-made wooden tracks and camera-crane cobbled together from aluminium rods. The camera was a second-hand Bolex, capable of shooting 30 second bursts of film, once you wound it up. Construction of the crane made it impossible to look through the viewfinder, so they were simply pointing the camera in the general direction of the action. It works fine.

(They had no sound equipment, and so all sound was recorded separately.)

 

 

The editing - like everything else in the film - is very impressive when you consider what was achieved under the circumstances. Continuity is not lost (unless you count the shoe flying off the dummy's foot during the fall, to reappear in the final shot). The accidental breaking of the dummy in the mid-section adds to the illusion. And the fact that a bucket of blood is visibly chucked over the dummy from out of shot at the end adds to the home-spun charm.

 

 

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CARNOSAUR - 'T. REX VS. BOBCAT'

 

Well, my other reviews have been positive, so I felt like a change of pace.

Carnosaur is a 50s style b-movie with a 90s attitude, produced by Roger Corman to coincide with the release of Jurassic Park, and cash in on the hype.

 

Now I mentioned in a previous post that I rather like Carnosaur. I like it because I enjoy big ideas done cheap; it's dark, nasty, has some comically shady government goings-on, and a ludicrous story involving a plot to wipe out mankind by means of a genetically engineered virus that causes the world's female population to die whilst giving birth to baby dinosaurs.

But it is certainly a bad film. And it has some mesmerizingly awful dinosaurs, created by John Carl Buechler.
The final scene, which I've chosen for its representative badness, is a rip-off of the finals of Aliens, and of a lesser-known 1960 film called Dinosaurus! (As Director Adam Simon said, 'if you don't want to be accused of ripping off a movie, you rip off 10.')

 

 

Corman said he hated stop-motion (probably because it takes time and money) and he hated optical effects. So all the dinosaurs were live action beasts. The T. rex is played by three different models - a 16ft-tall pneumatic (and rather static) creature; a 7ft-tall man-in-a-suit version, and a mechanical 3ft model with the ability to walk. Kind of. (The movements of all the dinosaurs are stiff, and strangely uncontrolled.)

The smallest T.rex is often integrated by means of forced-perspective, with variously unsuccessful results. The 'miniature action' involved a Bobcat made from styrene and card, and a camera on a skateboard was used for the 'driver's P.O.V.' shots.

  

The thing is, I love this low-tech, 'pull-it-out-your-bum' style of film-making. But I have to admit, the result here is a little embarrassing. The scene is poorly edited. The use of a lot of quick cuts does nothing to help the illusion that a fierce battle of life and death is taking place. The action is repetitive. The synthesised score is cheap and generic, and the dinosaur sound-effects are unrealistic and non-threatening.
But what a one-liner at the end...